Another example below
Dad: You threw popcorn with truffle oil in the garbage? That stuff is SO good, and expensive.
Lindsay: Dad, are you eating popcorn out of the garbage?
Dad: Yeah. I can't believe you threw this away!
Mom: Brock stop eating out of the fucking garbage. I'll make more if you're that hungry.
Dad: <finally closes the cabinet and looks around> We have grapes?!
Did we also mention that he suffers from ADHD?
Wait...sorry. I got that mixed up.
We suffer from his ADHD.
* It's not